Protestia

Lutheran impastor Dawn explains that she doesn't get the doctrine of the Trinity and frequently calls in sick on 'Trinity Sunday.' Then she quotes the Gospel of John in a unique way, demonstrating there's more than the Trinity she doesn't understand.

This church has "land acknowledgements" as part of their regular church liturgy, but it's the...uh....unique.... "read and response" portion that's the real record scratch.

Woke Lutheran leader explains why the ELCA denomination is dying, accusing members of "actively killing it" because they are prioritizing tradition and the words and wants of "dead people" rather than living people in the here and now, with emphasis on LGBTQIA2S+

"Share the sign of peace with each other, seeking consent for how you will do that." In preamble, Lutheran Church pastrix explains that they've canceled communion to give Felecia Boone, a DEI Consultant and leader of the Minneapolis Area Synod of the ELCA, more time to speak

United Church of Christ guest performer offers up a "gratitude song" which came to her after she offered up "tobacco to the water"

For Easter service, United Church of Christ impastor says it's a mistake to take some of the stories of resurrection in the bible "literally," because then we fail to grasp the "rich and symbolic layers of the stories"

Lutheran Church of the Cross is a Canadian congregation that “affirms and celebrates human diversity in God’s creation.” Led by Lyndon Sayers and Lyle McKenzie, they are an ELCIC (Evangelical Lutheran Church in Canada congregation, the canuck version of the ELCA) that is populated by senior citizens, lesbians, and a host of other ragtag goatlings. During their January 22, 2023 sermon, Divinity Stuent Reba, reveling in a God of her own making, explains that the baby Moses trip in a basket on the Nile river has some queer themes, and is actually about kinship outside of heteronormative family structures, as well as a metephor for the turbulence that trans folk experience at the hands of the church. https://protestia.com/2023/05/02/woke-sermon-journey-of-baby-moses-in-basket-is-about-about-queer-acceptance-alternative-heteronormative-family-structures/

Hillsong had a meeting to talk about their recent scandals. This video was unlisted by Hillsong and not available for public consumption- but too bad so sad.

See the story here https://protestia.com/2023/03/09/breaking-brian-houston-billed-church-150k-for-three-day-luxury-vacation-200k-honorariums-and-other-crazy-expenses/

North Point pastor Clay Scroggins prayers B,T Harman's testimony and ministry.